Men Continued
However, I would strongly recommend any girl to have some guys as close friends around. Its all very well to have women friends around, but you do need men to tell you :
"Stop being such a drama queen!" Honey, lets face it - we would love our lives to be one long Mills and Boons or Yash Chopra/Karan Johar movie. However, it is seldom so. Life is boring and most of the times, very ordinary. But we tend to view it with 100 garishly dressed dancers and loads of background music. The men tell us to get a reality check, and move on with our life.
"That looks stupid on you." Your best guy friends never let you go out looking like someone from a kid's nightmare. Their incredulous looks and inability to mask that "are you really going to pay money to wear it? " look save you from many fashion fumbles.
"He is not worth it." Our women friends are expected to say it. But when the men speak out against one of their creed, it sounds more credible.
"Anything is fine." Really, you can wear anything on a guys night out with the boys. However, it is only advisable if you guys are 100% friends.
"I will pay for it." And most of the times, they will. While it is alright to split the bill equitably amongst your girl pals, it does feel nice to be treated to something once in a while.
"Lets watch it." They do not mind watching comic book movies the second time just to give you company.
"It's cool, dude." They are fine with you forgetting their birthdays, even if they happen to remember yours.
"@#!#? ^*$@~@#$!!!" When was the last time you really had an abuse session with your gal pals? We need men to truly let down our wild side and to airlift us from there when things get dirty.
"I'm so sorry.." They are. They truly are when they think that they have hurt us. But rather than telling it like our gal pals, they make it up to us in a thousand different ways.
Men... How can women ever hate them?
"Stop being such a drama queen!" Honey, lets face it - we would love our lives to be one long Mills and Boons or Yash Chopra/Karan Johar movie. However, it is seldom so. Life is boring and most of the times, very ordinary. But we tend to view it with 100 garishly dressed dancers and loads of background music. The men tell us to get a reality check, and move on with our life.
"That looks stupid on you." Your best guy friends never let you go out looking like someone from a kid's nightmare. Their incredulous looks and inability to mask that "are you really going to pay money to wear it? " look save you from many fashion fumbles.
"He is not worth it." Our women friends are expected to say it. But when the men speak out against one of their creed, it sounds more credible.
"Anything is fine." Really, you can wear anything on a guys night out with the boys. However, it is only advisable if you guys are 100% friends.
"I will pay for it." And most of the times, they will. While it is alright to split the bill equitably amongst your girl pals, it does feel nice to be treated to something once in a while.
"Lets watch it." They do not mind watching comic book movies the second time just to give you company.
"It's cool, dude." They are fine with you forgetting their birthdays, even if they happen to remember yours.
"@#!#? ^*$@~@#$!!!" When was the last time you really had an abuse session with your gal pals? We need men to truly let down our wild side and to airlift us from there when things get dirty.
"I'm so sorry.." They are. They truly are when they think that they have hurt us. But rather than telling it like our gal pals, they make it up to us in a thousand different ways.
Men... How can women ever hate them?
posted by banished soul at 2:40 PM
11 Comments:
Hi
Lucky to comment first...
Very very true...
U know too much pal.....
me reading and re reading the post in class....hope I am not caught by the faculty...
Yup, absolutely true. Loved the post!
The last one of course, doesn't happen too often! The ego kicks in just before the "sorry" needs to be uttered :)
Then again, it happens with most of us too!
couldn't help comparing this one to an age old post of urs elsewhere talkin bout "y you should have men as friends" :)
Agreed aprt from opening those occasional jars and wine botels guy friends come really handy. I swear by them :)
too ggooood... was able to relate.....:)
You will NEVER find a guy writing out an equivalent list about the utility of women.
What could possibly possess a guy to be surrounded by melodramatic, bad dressing, perpetually accusing, never paying, BORING, abusive, philandering women and be THANKFUL for it. *spits*
Now I think we are reasonably well understood by women..
Great post!!
I especially relate to the part about the "Don't be such a drama queen" and "He's not worth it".
Wow..cool..never knew u(read women) know this much about us...!!!!
Is nice....and so very true... :)
First time visitor. Funny post. One typo...
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