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Bold enough to watch BOLD???

One of the vices of overabundance of LAN bandwidth coupled with lots of free time on hand is downloading and watching movies which prove Murphy's Law : If anything can be make in a chickenshit manner, it would be.

Thankfully, divine providence intervened and I could copy only one part of the movie. Nevertheless, I began my close encounter with the shitty kind.

Woman being chased by goons - Bachao.... Bachao...

The only doubt remains as to whether she needs to be rescued from her garish clothes or the men running after her in a quarter hearted manner. Guess it was the first choice, as she is rounded by the men - Kya saamaan hai - and is being lightened of her burden.

Enter our heroine She rips off her [ own ] shirt, revealing a black push up bra. Never really figured out whether that itsy bitsy black thingie she was wearing beneath her belly button was her inner or outer wear. After sermons, we cut to the next scene:

Heroine in swimming pool. Villain and comic sidekick lust after her and offers her flowers and lifetime membership in the club due to her figure. [ Now that is what I call frankness] . She acts offended, and prances out.

Scene:

Drunken heroine being rescued by hero - Kahan Bhaag ra ha hain Saalon??? - and taken to his home. Hero sleeps on the couch - get it? He is pure of heart and harbor no lustful thoughts. Why? Because he IS the hero.

Heroine is ready in the morning with her eyelids looking like cakes of mascara. Hero's sidekick is also a comic. Villain snubbed by heroine. Hero and heroine gets married. After two - say it with me people, TWO - meetings. At an age when even long term relationships do not culminate in marriage, am I the only skeptical one here? Villain - the rich man obviously, our hero is his employee guys!

Thankfully, I had copied only till now. But the question of a climax remains. So I ask, is there anyone who was bold enough to watch BOLD?



5 Comments:

Blogger raven :

totally vella?

3:17 PM  
Blogger cloud9ine :

movie must've deranged you..

the post is way off the usual!

6:41 PM  
Anonymous J.Kesh :

Nice one.

12:50 AM  
Blogger kd :

"The only doubt remains as to whether she needs to be rescued from her garish clothes or the men running after her in a quarter hearted manner."

hahaha.. but what movie is this?

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous :

I love this one Hon!!!
-AC

9:38 PM  

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